Sunday, May 10, 2020

Behind the scenes at a photo session



GK: I’m telling you, man, a buddy pic makes sense for both of us!

GZ: Since when? I’m the A-lister here! What do I gain having you as an equal?

GK: Uh, just some classic on-screen chemistry pairing, like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, or Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy…

GZ: Hah—try Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito! (Ah-nold accent): That’s right, little robot man! This photo session is stupid. Why the hell did I agree to this?

GK: Are you kidding? Do you see how great we look together? Don’t you see that crossover appeal? That international audience?

GZ: …

DIRECTOR: Guys, guys, look…I know we’ve all been stressed like crazy because of lockdown—

GZ: Speak for yourself, little human. I don’t do stress. I cause stress.

DIRECTOR: Yes, I’ve noticed that. However, we’re losing light, and the Sun isn’t union. So…

G & G: All right, all right.

GK: Think about it.

GZ: I’ll talk to Sidney about it.

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