GK: I’m telling you, man, a buddy pic makes sense for both
of us!
GZ: Since when? I’m
the A-lister here! What do I gain having you as an equal?
GK: Uh, just some classic on-screen chemistry pairing, like
Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, or Nick Nolte and
Eddie Murphy…
GZ: Hah—try Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito! (Ah-nold accent): That’s right, little robot man! This
photo session is stupid. Why the hell did I agree to this?
GK: Are you kidding?
Do you see how great we look together? Don’t you see that crossover appeal?
That international audience?
GZ: …
DIRECTOR: Guys, guys, look…I know we’ve all been stressed
like crazy because of lockdown—
GZ: Speak for yourself, little human. I don’t do stress. I cause stress.
DIRECTOR: Yes, I’ve noticed that. However, we’re losing
light, and the Sun isn’t union. So…
G & G: All right, all right.
GK: Think about it.
GZ: I’ll talk to Sidney about it.
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