Gamera wears a mask, because he protects children.

If it's good enough for the Guardian of the Universe, it's good enough for you. If you can put up with "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service", you can put up with this.

King Ghidorah in DTLA

Bonus points to those who can deliver the underlying message.

Bitchy robots

"Stop talking behind my back! And don't pretend that you can't hear me through those horns, either!"

😂

Gamera on Venice Beach

Turtles are rad, man!

Moguera on the Boulevard

Yeah, they all went down there. No one ever accused a kaiju of having intense originality.

Meet The Kaiju!

You saw them on Ed Sullivan! Fresh from Osaka (the Liverpool of Japan!!) comes the biggest thing since the Super Famicom—it’s the Fabu Fouru, The Kaiju!

Johnzilla: the moody, nuclear-powered leader of the group.

Georgera: the innovative, Eastern-looking turtle guitarist.

King Paulorah: The cute one(s) on the bass.

Mecha-Ringo: the drummer that hits harder than a plasma grenade, but who still wants peace and love.

SONG TITLES: I Saw Titanosaurus Standing There, I Want To Hold Your Oxygen Destroyer, All I’ve Got To Do (Is Crush Tokyo), All My Stomping, I Wanna Squish Your Man, Till There Was Dr. Yamane, Mothra Won’t Be Long, Little Super-X

Bonus track: This Boy (is wearing tiny shorts that are really creeping the rest of us out)

See them in 2021 on tour with the Rolling Ultramen,, and Jerry & the Ladyguardmakers!

Tarantino has some big kaiju fans

Well, who else did you think these two guys would be showing props to? Sergio Leone, maybe?

Someone needs to get on the line to Quentin and let him know that his next film has to be a kaiju one. In fact, how about a remake of True Romance, with these two? We think you'll agree that it's the only logical way forward for him, cinematically.

Gaiking & MechaGodzilla Do Hollywood (again)

Two giant robots. One giant dream. And the result is this latest trade paper announcement piece.

The guys are really trying hard, that's for sure. Just where they're supposed to be shooting this, we don't know. We will of course keep you posted if anything notable (or at least remotely interesting) comes out of this.

Gamera in B&W

The Guardian of Monochrome. Black & white has never looked so kaiju-riffic.

Back to the beach with Mechagodzilla and Moguera

"You know what I hate about these photo shoots? The sand gets everywhere!"

"Oh God, don't remind me. I'm going to need a total overhaul when I get home. And the itching..."

One more from the Boulevard!

The King of the Monsters is now also the King of Media Stunts! We can't remember the last time a celeb had so much fun with their star on the Walk Of Fame...of course, that might be at least partly due to the current absence of guys in superhero costumes on the Boulevard.

Way to go, big guy, way to go! Just don't let it go to your head. Remember, your brain is about the size of a walnut (at least, according to King Kong vs. Godzilla), so that could create problems.

Hipness has three heads

...but only one bank account!

Return to the river

Mechagodzilla and Gaiking returning to their working class roots, as part of their "Gaiking & MechaGodzilla Do Hollywood" project. Of course, everyone already knows that neither of these metal guys have any sort of working class credentials in America, so this is just a great big pile of phony BS. But then again, this is a country that regularly astounds the world with the volume and stench of the BS we produce on a regular basis. And of course, this is also Hollywood, the main exporter of that BS to the rest of the planet. Thus, these guys are right at home, even though they're thousands of miles away from home. After all, BS is universal.

Gaiking Neon, Pt. 2

Back by popular demand...tokusatsu meets Blade Runner?

Godzilla does Benny Hill

Why are we amused so easily...

😂😂😂

Be sure to make the video full-screen! Or, watch it on YouTube, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOpx228K8A0

Happy Independence Day!

Happy 4th of July, from Gamera!

Scooby and Scrappy

Moguera, before and after. Yes, the old one does look like Scrappy Doo, doesn't he?

(Hmmm...if these guys are Scooby & Scrappy Doo, then which kaiju is Shaggy?)

WAIT...what about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in "Twins"? 😲

Cool promo shot, BTW.

Dino and Ghidorah

Hanna-Barbera meets Tsuburaya! There's a franchise in this, we know it! Call up Burger King, we've got to get started on the collectors item cups!

"Wil-MAAAAA! Dino brought home another three-headed dragon!"

"Again? Dino, what have we told you about bringing animals into the house? You have to play with your friends outside!"